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March 2011

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If Elizabeth Taylor can go to Iran, why can't you?

Ok, so Liz Taylor’s trip to Persia was in 1976 with photographer — and cousin of then ambassador Ardeshir Zahedi— Firooz Zahedi, but many of the places she visited and was photographed in, are just as awesome and untouched as they were then. 

Just to clear things up, while the MEK claims that I’m an agent of the Iran’s ministry of intelligence, I think they’re confused; I’m actually just a strong advocate of people visiting Iran; celebrity or not. 

Mar 19, 20111 note

February 2011

1 post

The most popular sites in Iran (according to the numbers)

I just did a search on Alexa.com to find what the most popular websites in Iran.

The 5th most visited site in Iran is peyvandha.ir, better known as the page that comes up when one attempts to visit a blocked site.

Wikipedia currently ranks 7th.

Now if I could just figure out how to get some ad space on peyvandha.ir…

Feb 12, 20111 note

January 2011

4 posts

Are Dildos Somehow Un-Islamic?

Apparently the jury is still out…

Check out my new piece from the Monocle for more on Iran’s ongoing debate over the sale of sex toys inside the Islamic Republic.

What do you think: Marital Relations Equipment or Perpetrators of Moral Corruption?

Jan 25, 20111 note
Jan 3, 20112 notes
“It’s really funny, the official website of Iran’s Ministry of Education is filtered.” —Grad Student in Tehran
Jan 3, 2011
#overheard
Iran Bans Valentine's Day

Several international news outlets have picked up on the announcement that Iran has apparently banned Valentine’s Day traditions.

Here’s a perfect example of a law that can hardly be enforced and will undoubtedly go unobserved.

Like everywhere else that the holiday is observed, Valentine’s Day has become a cash cow for many businesses, especially here in Tehran.

This is probably the only day commemorating martyrdom that is actually good for sales of anything besides meat.

Jan 2, 20111 note

December 2010

4 posts

Just got a bowl of free soup in Tehran

Say what you will about Shi’a Muslims, but the free food they hand out during the mourning months as an offering is a nice perk of living in Iran.

Everything is much calmer than this time last year, when there were massive street fights between regime opponents and security forces.

This year the bad guy is the rest of the world, as the Wikileaks scandal and sanctions have Iranians feeling more isolated than ever.

“It’s us against the world,” say Shi’as, “just like it’s been since 680AD.”

Dec 15, 2010
Tehran Parties are great, but what about surviving the After Party?

In this article on the hazards of partying in Iran published in the Canadian Magazine Macleans, the author gives a decent overview of party basics in Iran: bribing police, partying in the countryside and getting bribed.

Recently a friend —along with 60 other party attendees— got arrested at a party that was raided in his own building. He spent two nights in jail where he wasn’t fed. No one got lashed, and no one lost their job.

The fact is that parties in Tehran are an accepted part of life now. At a birthday party friends threw for me last year, police arrived around 2am. When they came up they didn’t hassle anyone and said, “Consume whatever you want, just turn down the music,” adding that, “we wouldn’t have come, but we can ignore complaints from your neighbors.”

So that was the end of that soiree, but what never gets talked about is what happens after the party. No, I’m not referring to the hookups.

I’m talking about drunk driving.

It’s become abundantly clear to me, and apparently no one else, that driving under the influence is a big problem, and one with no easy solution.

Of all the idiosyncrasies of living in Iran, add this one to the list: drunk people feel safer getting a ride home from someone else who has been drinking than they do from a sober person they don’t know, like a taxi driver for example.

Accurate statistics on drunk driving deaths in Iran don’t exist, and as far as I can tell, there are no laws that specifically penalize drunk drivers, since all drinking is illegal. 

For a campaign like MADD —Mullahs Against Drunk Driving, anyone?— a lot of Islamic judgment would have to be put aside, but it wouldn’t be a first for Iran. Have a look at this forward thinking needle exchange program in Tehran, that has helped to reduce transmission levels of HIV among intravenous drug users; a good example of realistic approaches to solving modern problems, of which Iran is full.

Dec 14, 2010
Iranians Are Just Like Us

In Part I of the “Iranians are Just Like us” series, have a look a this report from the New York Times’, Will Yong, on the increase in Iran’s divorce rates.

Choosing a favorite quote from this article was difficult, but I will have to go with parliamentarian, Gholamreza Asadollahi’s critique of Iranian youth, blaming the rising number of divorces on Iranian youth’s inability to accept “the unseen power of God to solve life’s problems.

Dec 7, 2010
A Breath of Fresh Air... But Where?

I’m writing from Dubai, but I feel obliged to re-post this column I wrote a few days ago for the Monocle.

While everyone else is talking about the nuclear talks between Iran and the P5+1 in Geneva — ain’t that rich — residents of Tehran are still suffering from horrendous air pollution.

Dec 7, 2010

November 2010

3 posts

Happy Thanksgiving from Tehran

I just walked into my local butcher shop and for the first time in Tehran, saw a whole turkey. Apparently it was just coincidence, as the owner had no idea it was Thanksgiving, and was just scratching his head over what he was going to do with this gigantic, unsellable bird.

Nov 25, 2010
Sanctions Having an Effect in Iran, Just not the One We Wanted → feeds.sfgate.com

Depending on who you ask, it doesn’t appear as though the sanctions imposed on Iran by the US and other Western nations are having the desired effect of getting Iran to give up its nuclear…

Nov 3, 2010
Sanctions Are Working in Iran, Just not How the US Planned

Depending on who you ask, it doesn’t appear as though the sanctions imposed on Iran by the US and other Western nations are having the desired effect of getting Iran to give up its nuclear enrichment program.  On the contrary, average Iranians and not the regime seem to be suffering the brunt of the economic hardship.

Not only is the cost of many basic consumer goods rising exponentially, Iranians are feeling a growing sense of isolation from being cut off from the global economy.

Although the Obama administration initially claimed that sanctions were not directed at the Iranian people, the passing of embargoes on products from Iran, including Persian rugs –an industry that several million Iranians rely on for their livelihood—has made it difficult for Iranians to feel targeted.

Still, a sizable segment of Iranian society – the one that has connections both at home and abroad – is richer than ever, many of them business owners profiting from rising prices bases on  the speculation of a growing scarcity.

Nov 3, 2010

October 2010

7 posts

EXCLUSIVE Interview with Iranian Avocado Authority

Last week I paid a visit to Garcia Mexican Restaurant in Tehran, to talk with chef and co-owner, Janet Garcia, about the lack of avocados in Iran, what it would mean to her personally and in terms of business to have access to great Hass avocados, and and to enjoy some of her wonderfully authentic Mexican dishes in the least likely of places.

A trip to Garcia is always does the trick: one of the happiest places in Tehran.

Check out the video and help support the cause.

Oct 18, 2010
Iran: The Most Affordable Knowledge on Earth

My friend just showed me his most recent purchase: 3 DVDS containing digital copies of 7000 books in Farsi. Price? $4. (Iran doesn’t have any copyright laws.) Now if buyers would just read the books…

Oct 12, 2010
My appearance on HEY! with Dane Golden → hey.com

Check out my hour long conversation and call in Q&A session on HEY! with Dane Golden. HEY! is a new live interview podcast show with my friend Dane, and in this segment we discussed everything from avocadoes to Ayatollahs.

Oct 12, 2010
And The Winner Is....

Just been asked to name Tehran’s four architecturally ugliest neighborhoods and can’t come up with any clear front runners. This is one competition where everyone is a winner!

Oct 11, 2010
The Goodfather

Had lunch at The Goodfather restaurant in Tehran yesterday. Slogan “An offer you can’t refuse.”

Oct 8, 2010
Holiday

For those of you who keep track of such things, both Sweden and Iran are celebrating national holidays today. In Sweden it’s Cinnamon Roll Day —I’m dead serious— and in Iran we’re marking the 765 AD martyrdom of the 6th Shi’a Imam, Sadeq.

Oct 4, 2010
Ode to the Iranian Rial

Despite what everyone thought they knew, the Iranian Rial is the only world currency worth the paper it’s printed on.. and then some! At least according this Op-Ed from Press TV, which argues that the Rial is a unit of wealth, while the US dollar is simply a unit of debt.

For those keeping score, it currently takes just under 11,000 units of Iranian ‘wealth’ to equal a single unit of American ‘debt.’

Oct 3, 2010
#humor

September 2010

16 posts

Iran's First Avocado Farm: Help Make a Dream Reality → kickstarter.com

I’ve just posted a on the crowd-funding platform, Kickstarter.com

The goal of the this endeavor to bring avocado culture to the people of Iran, by any means necessary. 

Have a look at the video and support this important cause.

Sep 29, 2010
Interesting TV News Report on Tourism to Iran → presstv.ir
Sep 28, 2010
#travel
So much for Open Source: Iranian Programmers Should be Allowed to Sell to US

Check out the demo (in English) for the Farsi version of Android that graduates of Tehran’s Sharif University have developed and are now using in Iran: http://farsitel.com/en/ Unfortunately, sanctions are making it tough for them to get it in the hands, and smartphones, of Farsi speakers around the world.

Sep 27, 2010
Iran is Now Officially the Strongest Nation on Earth

…this link should prove it.

Sep 27, 2010
Science City Prevails (again) in Iran Baseball Finale

The team from Bushehr has repeated as the champions of Iran’s Baseball Federation, defeating Qom 6-5 in the Final Game. I don’t have any more information than that, but perhaps some of our friends in the federation will provide details of the game later.>

Sep 27, 2010
Battle of Iran's Baseball Titans

Iranian Baseball Federation’s Championship game is tomorrow. Qom versus Bushehr. Incredible matchup: one side claims the power of the atom and the other the power of God. Seriously, I can’t make this stuff up.

Sep 23, 2010
#humor
Marketing Iranian Style

A brand new hotel opened in Tehran and the GM asked me what was wrong with the tagline: “Sleep With The Best.” I told him: “Nothing at all!”

Sep 22, 2010
#humor #Overheard in Iran
Tehran History Professor on Iran's Trouble with the US

Prof: We didn’t start the fire; it was always burning since the world’s been turning.

Me: Did you write that?

Prof: No, it’s from one of our old poets.

Me: Oh.

Sep 22, 2010
#Overheard in Iran
Protesting the Koran Burning that Wasn't → feeds.sfgate.com

Several thousand uninformed supporters of the Iranian regime took to the streets today to demonstrate against Koran burnings that never took place. The event highlighted an important fact lost in…

Sep 18, 2010
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“I have some friends who live in America. I think the Prophet Mohammad would consider America heaven on earth if only American women would cover up.”

Why?

“Because Americans are the most honest people in the world. They don’t lie, cheat or steal like we Iranians do, plus they all get along.”

”
—Told to me by a VERY Islamic taxi driver, the kind of guy you might expect to see burning an American flag.
Sep 12, 2010
#Overheard in Iran
Iranian Givers: Islamic Republic decides to give back an American, then Changes its Mind

Just back in Tehran, and the bizarre ride continues. Yesterday the
Foreign Ministry as well as the Ministry of Islamic Guidance and
Culture (great name, huh?) announced the compassionate release of
Sarah Shourd, one of the three American hikers captured last summer
for trespassing in Iranian territory.

While journalists made plans to get back to Tehran – this is a holiday
weekend here, making the end of Ramadan – the event, which was to take
place at 9am today, was canceled over night.  (add this link to “was
canceled over night”
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/persianality/detail?entry_id=72090)

No clear answer has been given for the cancellation, but it has given
birth to a new term: Iranian Giver.

Sep 12, 2010
“Why do half of the Iranian women at the Dubai Mall look like space aliens? Is it possible to overdose on collagen? I think it might be.” —iransolo
Sep 8, 2010
Enforcement of Ramadan Fasting Rules Stronger than Ever (unless you're a soccer star.)

Residents of Tehran are reporting harsher rules than in previous years for those caught not fasting during the month of Ramadan. People from all walks of life have been cited for the crime, and punishment includes caning and lashes.

Iran’s top soccer player, Ali Karimi, had been fired from his team for allegedly not fasting during a recent practice, —they make teams practice during Ramadan? — but was re-instated by the team’s director who had fired him, calling him a “national treasure.”

Sep 5, 2010
Oh my God, what's that guy wearing?

A society where neck ties are considered subversive and beards are the height of conformity is clearly playing by a different set of rules.

Hooman Majd discusses the oddities of Islamic Republic fashion —or lack of fashion— for men on Tehran Bureau.

Sep 5, 2010
America wins B-ball game, but Iran is still "the Best"

The US trounced Iran 88-51 in Istanbul yesterday, but according to the many Iranian fans in attendance Iran is still the best.

“Iran invented basketball around same time as we invented chess and civilization,” noted Ali, a professor of history who made the trip from Tehran to support the national teaming. Adding, “I’m not a scientist, but I think all the hormones those Americans eat makes them bigger and stronger. We are catching up in that regard.”

Although all concerned, especially both coaches, went to great lengths to keep the day about sports, global media outlets used the opportunity to point out that it’s all about politics whenever these two nations are concerned.

The Los Angeles Times even postulated that the cheerleaders for the event, apparently Ukrainian imports, dressed more conservatively for the Iran game that they would for other teams.

Iran’s big man, the game’s high scorer get’s the last word:

“I don’t pay attention to politics, but just play the game,” said the towering Mr. Haddadi, with hands the size of salad bowls. “I love to play basketball for my country, and try my best.”

Sep 3, 2010
ThaIranian Invasion: Hordes of Persians descend on Siam

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I’m in Bangkok at the moment, and can report that the number of Iranian visitors in the Thai capital, and throughout the country for that matter, is visibly on the rise.

Groups of mustachioed men in long shorts and tank tops, multiple generations of single families donning various levels of hejab, and throngs of people stuffing themselves with McDonald’s, KFC and fresh fruit. All signs that the Iranians are here, and they don’t plan on going anywhere.

In recent years they could be often be found in the seedier corners of Bangkok as well as the sex tourism capital, Pattaya, but they have spread. I’ve spotted them nearly everywhere I’ve been: snapping photos in Buddhist temples, riding elephants, hanging out in the backpacker capital, Khoa San Rd., and most surprisingly snorkeling on a secluded island off of Phuket.

Sep 1, 2010
Iran and US to face off in FIBA B-Ball World Championships Today

Let’s face it, the squads that the US sends out to international competitions these days don’t resemble the Dream Teams of the 90’s, but any time Iran and the US compete in big global tournaments in any sport, its worth paying attention.

Expect the Iranians to be very gracious and friendly while the Americans shrug at the cool gifts their opponents give them.

Also, look out for Iran’s big man, Hamed Haddadi, who plays for the NBA’s Memphis Grizzlies and is a hell of nice guy. I had a chance to interview him in his Tehran apartment a few months back, and I’m hopeful he hangs around the league for a while, as he’d be a great ambassador for his people in the US.

When I asked Haddadi, who earns over $1.5 million per season playing for the Grizzlies, about the impact playing in the NBA has had on his life in Iran, he told me “no one here even knows what the NBA is.”

Here’s to hoping his tenure there changes that.

Aug 31, 2010

August 2010

4 posts

Iranian Weddings, and the Risks of Going too BIG

As this story about over-the-top Iranian American weddings makes the Internet rounds, Iranians around the world are having a good laugh at the expense of their rich cousins living in LA.

The description of the “Phantom of the Opera” style wedding, and its disastrous outcome are particularly good fodder for Iranians who feed off the misery of others. 

All jokes aside, though, more than one Tehran couple is now re-thinking their plans of having a very life-like “Lion King” themed ceremony.

Aug 25, 2010
#humor
Iranians Targeted as Next Market for Thai Sex Tourism Haven → turkishweekly.net

I’ve been talking for some time about how popular Thailand is becoming among Iranians. Now here’s some proof that the Tourism Authority of Thailand is seeing the same trend, and plans on exploiting it. Unfortunately, it appears as though they will be attempting to funnel them to Thailand’s city of sin rather than its richer cultural attraction. I guess it’s a start.

Aug 19, 2010
#travel #Thailand
Breaking News: Iranians Aren't White After All

For over a century many Iranians have claimed that they are the “Aryan” people, and therefore the original Caucasians.

This commentary published on Tehran Bureau highlights compelling evidence that we’re not white after all.

From the staggering number of comments and their tone, it’s clear that many Iranians in choosing colors to identify with will more often than not choose white over green.

Aug 7, 2010

July 2010

3 posts

Jul 27, 20103 notes
#tehran #pics
Iranian Authorities Unleash the Haircut Police, or Do They? → pbs.org

Much was made about the conference to promote hejab and chastity and new guidelines about hair styles for men that are acceptable. If I had to predict, this will be one more set of rules that never gets enforced.

Jul 12, 2010
Inside Iran : More Odd News from Iran → sfgate.com

Some weeks the news out of Iran is weirder than others..This felt like one of them.

Jul 9, 2010
#sfgate #news

June 2010

3 posts

Inside Iran : Stephen Kinzer: Offering a New Approach on Iran → sfgate.com
Jun 18, 2010
#sfgate #news
Inside Iran : Iran Election: 1 Year Later → sfgate.com
Jun 11, 2010
#sfgate #news
Why did Iran's pro-democracy movement stall? - By Jason Rezaian - Slate Magazine → slate.com
Jun 10, 2010
#slate #news

May 2010

1 post

Inside Iran : Is the U.S. negotiating with Iran? → sfgate.com
May 21, 2010
#sfgate #news

April 2010

1 post

A dispatch from Thailand's street protests. - By Jason Rezaian - Slate Magazine → slate.com

By now many of you realize I have a bit of a fascination (fetish perhaps?) of drawing parallels between Thailand and Iran.

So it seemed appropriate that I try to connect the dots between the political upheaval that I witnessed in both countries in recent months.

This piece offers some impressions of that.

Apr 16, 2010
#slate #news

March 2010

4 posts

Let's trade with Iran. After all, Iranians love to shop, and Americans love to sell. - By Jason Rezaian - Slate Magazine → slate.com
Mar 20, 2010
#slate #news
Inside Iran : Ringing in the new year in Tehran → sfgate.com
Mar 19, 2010
#sfgate #news
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