Several international news outlets have picked up on the announcement that Iran has apparently banned Valentine’s Day traditions.
Here’s a perfect example of a law that can hardly be enforced and will undoubtedly go unobserved.
Like everywhere else that the holiday is observed, Valentine’s Day has become a cash cow for many businesses, especially here in Tehran.
This is probably the only day commemorating martyrdom that is actually good for sales of anything besides meat.


An American born journalist living in Iran. Covering Iran for multiple media outlets since 2001. You may read my stories in Time, San Francisco Chronicle, The New York Times, and more.


